So, first and most important, I may have found a job. Well, that's assuming I can nail the interview. I dropped by Jack's today (for those of you who don't live in Southeast U.S, it's a fast-food restaraunt much like that of McDonald's or Burger King) and asked for an application. I sat down in one of the booths, filled it out, and got an interview scheduled for tomorrow evening at 5 p.m. I hope it all goes well. I need a job so bad (despite the fact that I hate work). Everyone wish me the best. :)

Secondly, a new friend I've made online recently shared with me some of the funniest and most true quotes referring to Christianity and Jesus I've ever heard. *Laughs just thinking about them* So, thoughtful me saved the conversation so I could share all the quotes with you now. So0o.. Here we go..

- A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.

- Beware of the Vampire Jesus - He gave his blood for you and he wants it all back now!

- God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

- I don't mind Jesus, it's his fan club I can't stand.

And finally, my favorite one..

- Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right.

I love the first one too. *Laughs* Eh, the fourth one doesn't really apply to me but I thought I'd add it in there anyway. I'm being thoughtful again and assuming some of you may like it. :p

So now I end this.. Maybe I'll have more interesting things to say about myself later. *Makes mental note to discuss college in a future entry*

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