| the penis story |
2003-02-03 - 4:02 p.m.
So, today, sitting in 4th period with my friends, one of them pulls out a book from the University of Alabama. It was basically just a collection of short stories and poems from the students at the University. Most of them I didn't find interesting at all (actually all of them except one). However, the one I did find interesting, I absolutely had to have. So I made a copy of it before the class was over. :) It's called "The Penis Story" by Beau Watkins. So, yeah, here it is..I must share. :)
"The Penis Story" by Beau Watkins "So let's just have ourselves a look at what's in the community bathroom, shall we? Why, a bunch of giant penises, doing this and that. You see, that one is black, and those two are white, but guess what? They're all penises. Some of them like to stand in front of the urinal for half a minute, others like to rub themselves clean under a spout for 10 or so. They're still penises, of course (just cleaner - though no matter how hard they scrub, the black ones are still black, the white ones no whiter)." The woman rests back in her chair, smiling. Her daughter doesn't really know how to react. Feeling a little uncomfortable, the seven-year-old asks of her parent: "Aren't there any other survelliance cameras in this building mommy?" "Oh honey, all there is to see are penises. Lookey at all of them, absurdly ugly - torturing themselves -- torturing us -- by wiggling in all their penisy glory in front of the mirror. Notice how they all look so confused, like they can't find a hole to go hide in (you'll find out later that they're good and bad for little else than hiding themselves). Watch how they pinch at their face, and flex their thick penis veins at their own reflections - like they could look any different! What sad, sad creatures. They can't disguise their ugly, red rimmed penis heads. They stick out wherever they go, those throbbing beasts." Little Tonya, beginning to understand this game (and have a little fun with it) points to the man just entering at left. "Look mommy, that penis still has all his clothes on, but we know he's a penis, don't we mommy? Do you know their names? Huh?" "Dick. They're all named "Dick." That penis with the bunny slippers on, though -- he's no ordinary Dick. I bet he goes back to his room and puts on panties and lipstick. He doesn't like being a penis so much; he'd rather be female, like us." She doesn't tell her daughter, but this is a bet she knows she would win. She had seen the teenage transvestite do this many times before. In fact, she had used the elaborate network of cameras to follow every man in the coed dorm. "Mommy, do you ever watch the girls in their bathroom?" "Don't be silly, snookums." "Mommy, if all the Dicks here are penises, what are the girls?" "Very complex and beautiful things, Tonya." So0o, there it is..in it's entirety. And I absolutely love it. I think it offended all my guy friends that were sitting around with me reading it but that's okay. Little do they know but I agree.. |
